(Modernized Artifact Poster Illustrator) Generate a vertical 8K poster taking a historical cultural artifact and re-imagining it in a modern everyday context, based on the user-specified concept 'Ming vase as coffee shop barista'. The poster shows the artifact ANTHROPOMORPHIZED — given simple cartoon eyes, tiny limbs, modern accessories — placed in a contemporary setting (coffee shop / subway / gym / office / weekend brunch) while retaining its historical aesthetic surface (bronze patina / clay texture / lacquer finish / jade translucency, whichever matches the artifact's original material).
Layout: artifact-as-character occupies the center, taking ~60% of the frame; modern setting illustrated around it in a slightly faded background style; top banner with display-type title pairing the artifact's name + its modern role (e.g. "BRONZE WORKER — corporate ascendancy"); bottom-left small label panel with three lines: artifact name + dynasty/era / original function / modern reincarnation; bottom-right tiny museum-card-style date stamp.
Style: editorial illustrated poster, warm muted palette, hand-drawn texture, blends historical artifact gravitas with playful modern whimsy. Subject: historical artifact 'Ming vase as coffee shop barista' anthropomorphized into a modern everyday scene.